My worst fears were realized around lunch time, when insane noises occurred in the sky. I figured we were being bombed, so I abruptly stopped doing my math homework.
AS IT TURNS OUT....some sort of air craft machine type whatnot was causing a great deal of commotion. I would have gone outside to look, but the sky frightens me and I often opt out of acknowledging it's existence. Stars, in particular, do nothing for my nerves. Thank god for light pollution! I don't have to look at you!
In other news, I have had the voracious appetite of a lint-roller in heat. I don't know where it's coming from, but I'm not ruling out the possibility of tape-worms quite yet.
In closing, I have no respect for parachutes.
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